Stars!

Here is my starsign reading from 'starman' in boyz magazine

Gemini
"Fuckfest! Yes its that time when everything comes together for a memorable shag. The time will be right, the guy will be right and you will turn in a legendary performance that everyone will be talking about years from now!"
Top tip - get ya tool ready!

Well I say.....................

**puts kettle on for a cuppa, from the shock!** Imagine that cumin from Mystic Meg!!!!