Nice arse!

Hmmmmm nice arse Adam innit................

Sweet................. ;)

(if you look closely you can see a Paul Smith item........hmmmmmmmm the correct guesser wins a prize! lol)

Very hot!

Max enjoying the sun............ (im, I mean its too hot! lol!!!)

Paul Smith Mini AW08!!

This season beneath an Oak tree, so gotta get it lol ;-)

Currently............

Writing a comedy series, I have the idea but I am a scatterbrain for actually getting it done, gonna arrange it around 'windows' but not giving too much away (no not the OS)

I can be funnier than Alan Carr (without the teeth)

Also penning a stand up comedy and maybe a radio series along the lines of 'The Frankie Howerd Show' from the 60's

'Our Ada was so ugly she cracked the bed'

'I caught a bus the other day, broke both arms doin it'

'I caught a bus, most people catch colds but I like to be different!'

'Someone said to me the other day do you fancy sex, I said in this credit crunch I can fancy anyone!'

;)

Says it all.........

Adam Oakes or Adams Oaks!!!

Its amazing what pops up on the net when you type your name in google, aside from this amazing one in a million blog I found..............

A judgement against me for some sort of land I had, with profits of over £120,000!! I then read more into it and found that I owned a construction business and am now bankrupt! Well I knew I had no luck http://www.solicitorsfromhell.com/shicks.htm

Then I found a lovely girl who is in love with Adam Oakes on Bebo, my whole life revolves around her and I must say that I am very touched my dear. The happiest day of her life was when I asked her out! I know I forget stuff but.....I will need to try and remember that bit. I cant see who Adam is as I aint a member of Bebo (no suprise there!) I could not understand some of the language on her page, dis an dat. She wants to be with me forever, well dear we could be b bu i fink i wil need 2 shar ya wardrobe!! ;) I like Kym, she has good taste lol http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5012609118

This is Adam Oakes on facebook, HELLO!! Can I be a mate, I look good for 21 http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam_Oakes/756378668

Here is a cheeky rip of the official www.adamoakes.com, its www.adamsoaks.com I am what looks like a house, I need to diet bad! There has to be an incentive to buy me lol, thats about right! Imagine that, my name is Adam Oakes and I live at Adams Oaks!! People would think you are loopy!

I am all over the world!! No wonder I am knackered!

Imagine if you dated someone with the same name "Hi my name is Adam Oakes, I would like you to meet Adam Oakes!" How confusing would that be!! Not to mention a bit strange!! "Adam whats for breakfast" "I dont know Adam, what would you like Adam to make for you."

Bloody hell!!!

Something to go "awwwwwwwwww" at

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!"