Well done!!

Great win, lets keep it like that! :)

Stars!

Here is my starsign reading from 'starman' in boyz magazine

Gemini
"Fuckfest! Yes its that time when everything comes together for a memorable shag. The time will be right, the guy will be right and you will turn in a legendary performance that everyone will be talking about years from now!"
Top tip - get ya tool ready!

Well I say.....................

**puts kettle on for a cuppa, from the shock!** Imagine that cumin from Mystic Meg!!!!

He has gone.........

Kebab has left the building!! Thank god hes gone, an utter wierdo!!

Had a good nite out with work last nite, they paid too so that made it better!!! Well hammered!!

*Ya gorgeous in every way!* x

Kebab or whatshisname......

God, get him out. He is an utter psycho! A total nutter, embarassing to watch!

Looks like Pete has a big chopper!!!!

Like Pete said when near Kebab 'wanker', he said it all................

State Pension!

Well much to my surprise I got a letter this morning detailing what I can expect to recieve when I am an OAP and pissing myself! I have the massive amount of £136 a week to look forward to!! So I am literally jumping for joy as I type this!! I dont really understand why they have sent it me, but hey ho! Thank god I have a few other pensions!! (if I live that long that is)

Well big bro is getting interesting, kebab has turned into your worst nightmare as a gay man! What a total shit, he talks to the other housemates like crap. He is very immature GET HIM OUT OF THERE!!! Its very painful to watch with him in there, I think he needs some serious help when he comes out of the house. (a padded cell maybe?)

That Queen........

in big bro is doin my head in, get him out!!!! Cant believe he is immune from being evicted for the first one, why do they put such annoying ones in there???

Also one of them was crying last night due to not getting her suitcase, oh why do they go in there when they cant hack it. Also what is the point of the ugly lifeguard, the posh idiot and the scouser? They dont do anything! I like the gal from down the road (Nottingham) Thats the accent I have me duck! :)

Eurovision!

Well its that time of the year where we all vote for the best song in eurovision. All I can say is that the UK entry was naff! Utter crap! I voted for Sweden, tho the guy in Russa was mmmmmmmmm

Without our tels comments it would be rubbish! All of them vote for each other!!

Big Brother

Yes its back, Pete to win with Richard to come second. (literally!)

Get rid of the over camp guy (your worst nightmare to wake up next to) and the fella named after a chicken meal (who loves himself - flickin thongs on the first nite!)

Music

Do you know when you listen to something, that one bit of music that brings back so many memories.

Why does music do that.............*shrug*

Love Birds!

Aint they sweet!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Outintheuk

Decided not to renew my membership on this site. One of the main factors being cost. Its gone from £25 to £45 for a years sub!! I aint paying that, no thank you, thats ya lot.

Most of em are bores on there anyway, dont chat or love themselves.

So outintheuk im sorry but I am showing you the Carte D'or!!!

www.adamoakes.com

This blog is now adamoakes.com. Closed my site down, took too much time to keep it updated.

What a gay day!

Hello, I bet you have wondered where I have been havent you!! I am gonna start to update this more often for sure.

Took Max to the Vets today, she has got this lump on her leg so we needed to get it looked at. As you do, you think the worst but thankfully it was a 'fat' lump! She waso well behaved too, when wetold them her name was Max they thought she was male! When we confirmed that she was in fact a 'lady' the woman behind the counter let out such a sigh!! Well Max could be a female name, short for Maxine!! ;)

Its been lovely weather lately, its sooooooooo nice to seen green trees!! (no im not tripping!!)

Was going to upgrade my PC but have decided against it as no point buying a brand new system when there is nothing wrong with mine. So I stumpted for a new flat screen monitor, extended my hard drive (ooooooooooooooh) and dug out my cordless keyboard and mouse. So its a nearly new system. I sometimes think what is the point of actually buying a new pc anyway, its out of date as soon as you buy it. PCs are meant to be upgraded anyways!!

With the sun out that means all the fellas come ot with no tops on, mmmmmmmmmmm, thank god for summer. :)

Got some more shoes.....................I have too many lol.................but they come in useful!

World cup soon, mmmmmmmmm Becks ;pppppp

Tickets please

Decided its high time I caught a bus, fancied a change from driving. Well............I forgot that the bus stops at every stop possible so took ages to get somewhere!!! Remind me to not use a bus in future!!!

Hey!!

Ey up!! Blimey have left this a while aint I!!

Good news for my mother, she does have cancer but its (thank god) a slow growing one so it cant spread quick and hasnt. This is a massive relief for her, as she had started to think the worst. Its a case of now having the cancer removed, the main thing is that its not a threat to life. She now has to go to spend a day in hospital having it removed, I will be there too. I suppose that you sometimes think whatever next!

Judy is a lot better too, hardly any more fits, which is good. Tho we need to take Max next, as she is not too well either at the mo.

What about this bloody government!! The rat and the slug! What with ratty letting people run rife on the streets and sluggy shaggin anything in site. They are both sooooooo ugly words cannot describe them! I dont like using that word but feel that I must with them Ewwwwwwwwwww!!

I mean come on who would shag Prezza? She must have opened her legz with pound signs in her eyes, cause she has soon legged it to the press! Imagine waking up next to that, I have never puked in bed but feel that I would in this case. As for ratty, fuckin get rid, he is a total dick and like most rats, belongs in the sewer. I think its time for a change.

Got this obsession with David Attenborough at the mo. I adore his programmes, the man could talk to me for hours and I would take it all in. I bet he is a good gossip! Slowly collecting the dvds! He is def a guy I would love as a dad (not in that role play gay sense either!) tho I wouldnt say no................Show me his fossils anytime! ;) Hey hes not bad for 80! Just wish he would wear different trousers and shirt! Something like trackies and a hoodie I think!