What makes the UK great! At 10...............

Here is my top 10 'what makes the UK great' (this will end in my 500th post!!!)

First at 10.........

The English Countryside

Yes we wouldnt be England if we didnt have the countryside, mmmmmmm that fresh smell of air, all that greenness. To hear the bird songs. The sound of a train going past, having a walk with a stick, climbing Everest (whoops got carried away!)

but you get the gist, so this is at my number 10.................

Max!

Max, enjoying what bit of sun we have in the uk. Missing her sis Judy too :(

Friday the 13th

Watched this film again the other day, I love the scene where the girl who is told she will die before she gets to the camp hitches a lift with the killer Jasons mum.

She gets into the jeep all innocent obviously bores the poor woman to death with her life story talking so she drives faster, she senses danger after being in the (plastic hooded) jeep and decides rather than open the door and get out hey why not jump from a jeep doing 60 miles an hour. After all it will only break her leg.

She then limps into the forest to avoid being killed, then when she thinks she is safe the usual thing happens, she trips looks up and sees the killer. Starts saying no no no please and gets her throat cut.

Now if that was me in the jeep I would have said "please stop this jeep" and if she didnt I would have chinned the woman, or grabbed the wheel. I would have even took a picture on my mobile to send to the police to prove this woman was a danger to the public.

You see, you just need to think.........and if it was a man kicked him in the knackers, that normally works.

Remind me, is that film a horror or a comedy???

Big bother!!!

Oh why do they insist on putting nutters in that house! I havent watched it this year but god wot a load of idiots. Already 2 have been chucked out, what does that tell you??

They sling an odious gay in there that just annoys the shit out of everyone and is so not like a gay! (well a normal one anyway!) Why have they got to be dancing queens, with an empasis on the camp overkill. Also a guy that is blind, now I respect the guy but from the start he is gonna win it. Who is gonna vote him out.

Its dull dull dull again. I would audition for it but you dont get on it if you are normal. You have to be a nut job to get on, with some sort of trait that would bound to get on others nerves. Its gone totally down hill, more so now the lovely Dermot has left it, those people doing big brother little brother, well the word crap springs to mind.

I think when Davina screams "big brother house this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, no swearing please" thats the least of their worries!

Please put someone normal in there next year, for gods sake! To get on there you need to you need one of the following -

1. have shagged one of the other house mates
2. been on the telly already
3. if gay be totally mad and camp to the degree it hurts
4. have a toned body for when the sun shines
5. have a trait the public would hate
6. have a tearjearker
7. cause some headlines in the papers

Without these there would be no revenue

nuff said................

Breathtaking...............

30 and flirty!!!!! Happy Birthday AdAm!!

Happy birthday AdAm!!! I love this song and it sums it all up.............

Well.......

Amy whitehouse sung recently for a million pounds!!!! I would sing for that much, be out of tune but worth it!!! ;)

I wish!!

Near........

Well its getting nearer to the 17th June and we all know what that is!!!

Yes thats right, its my birthday, I popped out my mothers womb at 7.30 on the 17th June 1978! It was raining I think, which says everything. No wonder I dont do mornings!! lol

Hate the thought that I will be 30, how scary! You know what they say, flirty at 30!! Well thats another load of crap lol

30 is when you sit and listen to 'power ballads' thinking what mite have been, or in my case what fuckin wasnt!

I feel so sad about it, hate gettin older, hate birthdays, thats why I tell a few. I am 18 in many eyes. ;) Thank fuk for oil of olay!!!

What is worst to think is that I am nearing 40, fuk me thats worse. I know I dont look my age but 40 an a poof! Please!!! If you are gay you are doomed (tho this is the lovely vodka talkin), sick of speakin to people so happy together an they are younger than me, I just think 'oh FUK off' its all pretend, you are desperate to cling on to some to be in a relationship. I luv cock but please dont fool me.....

Do you know something? You think you can fly when you drink vodka, thinking of callin myself 'easyAdAm' lol :)

Had a cold the last few days but you know what, I think oh fuck it, its only a cold. Look at the people in the world who have worse. Yeah I am a man (I think) but even tho it makes me feel poxt I think come on Ads pull ya bits together an get a grip dear...

Noticed I have bigger tits than Jordan, so need to diet. Tho who wants to eat shite in order to, I like a salad but it fills you as much as the price of petrol in the UK! Do not even get me started on that one!!!

I love you all.......................

Judy - Jan 1992- March 2008

Dedicated to Judy, thanks for being with us since 1992, missing you lots but we know our baby is free and skipping in the light with her tail wagging and smiling. x