Big bother!!!

Oh why do they insist on putting nutters in that house! I havent watched it this year but god wot a load of idiots. Already 2 have been chucked out, what does that tell you??

They sling an odious gay in there that just annoys the shit out of everyone and is so not like a gay! (well a normal one anyway!) Why have they got to be dancing queens, with an empasis on the camp overkill. Also a guy that is blind, now I respect the guy but from the start he is gonna win it. Who is gonna vote him out.

Its dull dull dull again. I would audition for it but you dont get on it if you are normal. You have to be a nut job to get on, with some sort of trait that would bound to get on others nerves. Its gone totally down hill, more so now the lovely Dermot has left it, those people doing big brother little brother, well the word crap springs to mind.

I think when Davina screams "big brother house this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, no swearing please" thats the least of their worries!

Please put someone normal in there next year, for gods sake! To get on there you need to you need one of the following -

1. have shagged one of the other house mates
2. been on the telly already
3. if gay be totally mad and camp to the degree it hurts
4. have a toned body for when the sun shines
5. have a trait the public would hate
6. have a tearjearker
7. cause some headlines in the papers

Without these there would be no revenue

nuff said................