Wild!

Never has a guy made me go so wild!

Wow!

;pppppppppppppp

Fab!

Had a wonderful date with an

amazing
fab
gorgeous
funny

guy!

Head over heels..........................................

NEVER Show Em the Carte D'or!!!

Death

I am gonna be dead morbid now and talk about death. I often wonder what actually happens when we die? Do we see a white light? I think so, I also think that we float out of our bodies and look down on ourselves. I read somewhere once that you lose weight when you die, this is due to your sole leaving your body. I try and think about death but I cant, its wierd but I cannot give it any thought (as to what happens) its as if we are not allowed to know.

People always ask other people "are you scared of dying?" Its not that I am scared of it, more so the 'cant breathe' bit. The fear of struggling for breath is worse for me. We all die in the end, I would like to pass away in my sleep, but I feel that I wont.

All the years we have lived and learnt things, will be gone. Its a strange subject to talk about, but one thats interesting.

I think I have psychic powers too, the sort of powers that you have but have not been trained to use. I feel that I have a guardian angel with me most of the time. I have also been possessed a couple of times too (that was painful!) People think im loopy when I say I was possessed, I was screaming "get out" while in my bed (no it wasnt a man! lol) It might sound strange but it was so draining, I felt knackered.

*Cough*

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Well maybe later...............

No I am right pissed off with having this lousy cold, it started off in my chest and now its moved to sneezing all over the place and my nose running. No fuckin jokes about catchin it either!! I ache all over toooooooo, who wud be me? Thats right, everybody!! :)

*Cough*

Thats right punters, I have got a lousy cold again! Need TLC ;p

Steve Whatley

I am so sad with the death of Steve, he was an amazing guy. Whenever you emailed Zhuzh! regarding any issue Steve always replyed. You didnt get someone who didnt care, you got Steve himself. I will never forget the mention he gave me in the Zhuzh! newsletter and the contact (Christmas card) last christmas. I remember seeing him on Ideal World last month, he was his manic self, rushing about on a Disney hour. The one thing that threw me was he had another presenter with him, if you ever saw Steve then you would know that he does not need another presenter with him. His passion for things is enough. I will always remember the last time I saw him, presenting that show, like people have said he was coughing quite a bit on it. When you watched him on the shopping channels he showed so much passion in everything he sold, it was amazing to watch Steve at christmas time. Christmas will never be Crazeeeeeeee! again.

RIP Steve, all my love to you and your family at this difficult time.

Feel like I have lost a special friend in Steve................

Mr Zhuzh! Steve Whatley 1959-2005

Mr Zhuzh! himself has passed away, I love the products and Steve was fab. He answered all emails himself and I will never forget my mention in the Zhuzh! newsletter. RIP Steve Ax

I never told you did I?

We had some fireworks at the weekend, some rockets and the like. I got a rocket out of the packet (god this sounds like a porno!) anyways I got this rocket out and continued to get it ready to shoot! (it is a porno! lol) You get these things to stick em in but as you do I didnt look for that and stuck the rocket in the ground. Yeh yeh I know! So I went to light it and stood back ready to see the fab display that it would produce. We waited and waited, now bear in mind I had stuck the bloody thing in the ground! So it couldnt really erm fly into the sky. You could see it vibrating, trying to escape (sounds like men when they see me in a morning!) All of a sudden it went quiet, then it fucking blew up! We were all deaf for at least a min, I think the idea is that it was supposed to be placed into the tube that came with it so that it could escape into the sky! Oh well we all make mistakes! ;p

Then onto the catherine wheel, now you are supposed to stick this to a fence, so I get my big hammer out and bang it in. By this time everyone was on valium and glad to be alive. So I lit this wheel thingy, it started to spin and we were most amazed. I got out my camera hoping to take a picture of this amazing thing! Then all of a sudden whilst spinning at fifty miles an hour and making a noise a bit like a faked orgasm, it bloody come loose didnt it and flew at me, I was nearly catherine wheel decapitated! It was a different experience I suppose!

Itchy!

Fucking shaved my cock and its bloody itchin like mad! lol Cant stand a bushy knob! I hate goin in a toilet and seeing a guy has 'malted' his pubes into the bog! Ewwwwwwwwwww

Oh and my first full length podcast will be live at the end of the week, thanks for all the comments about it, lookin forward to waking up next to you all very sooooooooooooooooooon!!

**IF ITS NOT MY PODCAST SHOW EM THE CARTE D'OR!**

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY** to AdAm Oakes Thats No Joke! aka Show Em The Carte D'or!

Yes thats right my blog is one year old today! So one year ago I started this, it has over 250 posts on it and more rubbish than a dustbin!

This time last year I had looked at other peoples blogs and thought to myself, why dont you start one? So here it is!! One year on and still going strong, I never expected it to last to be honest. I thought it would maybe be a fad, but its not been. Following on from this I am now going to produce a 'weekly' podcast to go alongside this blog.

So all it leaves me to say is **HAPPY BIRTHDAY** 'AdAm Oakes, thats no joke!' (the original title of my blog) to my present day title 'Show Em The Carte D'or!' Heres to the next year!! God im fillin up! ;ppp

REMEMBER IF ITS NOT MY BLOG THEN SHOW EM THE CARTE D'OR!!

Podcast - Stop Messin About!

My preview podcast is live on www.adamoakes.com for you to listen to and download!

The feed for an itunes link is http://rathernotsay.podomatic.com/rss2.xml

Enjoy!

Bang, Bang, Bang!!!

nuff said innit!

Podcast

Just editing the preview to my podcast which will go live on www.adamoakes.com. The preview will be on my site and the rest will be available to download to all your ipods! The rest of the podcasts 'should' be available from my site, I say should lol because im not sure as of yet. It may strain me site and that will never do. So watch this space.

So get ready for the bitching, the stories and of course the gossip!!!

Room 101 - Brussel Sprouts

These things are bloody awful! They appear at christmas and they are rank! Nobody likes sprouts, they just look good with the turkey.

When someone eats sprouts be prepared for the rankest of farts ever. My god they stink, I am pukin as we speak! They turn yer farts into instant killers! Never and I mean never, rush straight into the toilet after someone has 'been' who ate sprouts! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

So these get slug into my room 101!

Lacoste Guy

Calling the guy kitted out in the Lacoste tracksuit with all the bling, that I had eye contacts wiv.

Ditch the girl and giz a bell mate!

;)

*if only*

*Sigh*