Oh my god........

Well it finally happened lol I dreamt I met Paul Smith! lol

The (fashion) god pulled up next to me when I was parkin up, he was in a Jag. I said hello and asked him to sign the back of my car (one of my dreams for him to do)

Wow wot a dream, I am his no1 fan lol

Sun!

Blimey its been well sunny now the clocks have been moved forward! Very nice, dont ya feel better when the sun is out!! I bet it wont last!

England didnt do too well at the footie last weekend, I think its time we got Becks back! We need a proper captain.

Im addicted to French Fries lol! I think I see them as low fat so eat loads of em. Gotta stop, dont want a belly.

Still no news on me bag, the fukers. What a fool I was, oh well we all make mistakes. I just cannot get 'drama queen' out of my head, great song for the summer.

C'MON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Work

I understand that you 'have' to go to work (my dreams of bein a kept man are miles away!) but why oh why are there always people you work with that really fuck you off??

They either bore you to death, have the most annoying voice going or total me me me syndrome. Ya never gonna get on with everyone in life, thats impossible but please!! They have to tell you wot they are doin all the time. Always the first to criticise what you do. I look at them and just think 'oh fuck off you silly twat' Grrrrrrrrrr

Me mam made me laugh the other day, I remember when we were in a chemist years ago and I pointed out the KY jelly. Now she had no idea what this was and shrieked out "oh that's for your legs!" This of course cracked me up, as we all know its for bums and other intimate things! I saw some KY the other day and brought it up again, she turned and said "you always hold grudges you do!" LOL! I don't hold grudges (well maybe) Its just, as strange as it seems I can just remember some things in life better than others. ;-)

Police got in touch with me about me stolen bag, as they have no leads its now classed as 'undetectable' Well my first thought was, if ya bag gets nicked there is no chance of gettin it back. Its a rare bag and I swear if I see someone with it I will FUCKIN rip their heads right off......

Sum wishin stars outside in the sky, in fact loads. :) Cold tho brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ruddy cold!

Its ruddy cold here in the UK!! Bloody freezin, at least its gettin lighter at nite now. Roll on the nice weather.

Why do some people that drive think they own the road? Do my nut in, no wonder there is accidents.

Feel so tired and cant wait for the lite nites, clocks go forward this week too!! So will be a lot brighter, thank fuck!!

*sigh*

Well done!!

To scooch!! They are the UK entry for this year. I think its the best choice and yeh I voted for em. Lets face it, we only stand a chance of winning it if its 'camp' 'daft' and very 'catchy'. Remember Bucks Fizz, Katrina, and of course Sandie Shaws 'Puppet on a String!' We can only win if its camp and gay, which is what Eurovision is about. Im sorry but Brian Harvey???!!! I mean come on, it was ruddy awful! The Liverpool lass was good, the R&B act was rubbish. We cant win with crap like that, look at what we had last year! Well I think we stand a good chance this year and good luck to them, yeh its cheesy but its a fukin catchy 'get up an join in' tune!!!

I do think tho that Denmarks 'Drama Queen' will do better (just!) Its a rockin tune, luv it!!

Oh and its snowing here in Derbyshire! (UK)

Denmark 'Drama Queen'

This to win, Scooch to represent the UK.

The one and only Mr Humpheries

Clip from the very first (minus the b&w pilot) episode of 'Are you being served?' called 'dear sexy knickers'

Love Shine a Light

Great song, cause we won too! 1997

Oh what a memory! lol

Eurovision!

Well its nearly that time of year, yes thats right Eurovision! I think this attempt by Scooch is very catchy, awful but catchy! lol You decide!!!

"I'm Free!"

It is with great sadness that John Inman has passed away. I know one thing, he really helps cheer me up as the fab Mr Humpheries in "Are You Being Served?" Its one of my fave shows and he made that show. You dont see comedy like that nowdays.

RIP Mr Humpheries
1935-2007

Ruddy Theives!!!

Well on Thursday my beloved Paul Smith Mini bag was nicked from my car. The bag also had my ipod video in it!! Was well pissed off, police are aware. The bag is so rare that if I see anyone in town with it I will rip their heads off!!