Currently............

Writing a comedy series, I have the idea but I am a scatterbrain for actually getting it done, gonna arrange it around 'windows' but not giving too much away (no not the OS)

I can be funnier than Alan Carr (without the teeth)

Also penning a stand up comedy and maybe a radio series along the lines of 'The Frankie Howerd Show' from the 60's

'Our Ada was so ugly she cracked the bed'

'I caught a bus the other day, broke both arms doin it'

'I caught a bus, most people catch colds but I like to be different!'

'Someone said to me the other day do you fancy sex, I said in this credit crunch I can fancy anyone!'

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