Christmas Telly

Like most people I watched some of this years telly, here is my review of it.

Doctor Who

The great Tennant who in my view is one of the best to play the role took on the mighty Cybermen yet again!! How many more times do we need to keep watching him destroy them! Then we were tricked into thinking that the next doctor would be David Morrisey, when really it wasn't. I don't think he would be a good doctor to be honest, he didn't come across that realistic. Then we had a Cyberking which was ludicrous and as per usual he destroyed them and sent them off to another planet, of which no doubt we will see in next years episode or one of the specials!! Come on lets have something different for gawds sake!!

Strictly Come Dancing

I love this, it wouldn't be the same without Brucie but please stop the doddery catchphrase as it grinds on you when you hear it on every episode. Some great dancing but yet again crazy marking from the judges.

You have Craig who never gives a ten and when he does it doesn't make sense and uses the word 'darling' far too much. Arlene who needs a lie down and gave out too many tens! Len (SEVEN!!) who marks totally as if he is not seeing what we are seeing and has too many fave dancers. Last but not least is the wonderful Bruno who's comments will last forever - "you dance like a house with subsidence" "she looks like Doris Day and you were not bothered!" tho again he marks all over the place.

I love Bruce and don't think he should give it up, great for his age. It was a lovely show but I was bored with it, you knew who was going to win before it started and we also had the mess up with the voting again, in which Len (SEVEN!) marked them on who he felt should win. As for Russell Watson singing twas a load of old rubbish.......rather hear Brucie!

Eastenders

Great 2 episodes, you gotta give it to Suzy for the way she played her role "pop off Phil" "if you say that one more time I wont be the only thing popping off" also other great lines like

"you with old vinegar lips again"

"Ben was conceived with a weak sperm"

Seeing Dot with Jim was sooo touching and played amazingly good, also Roxy and Sean were great. Great two episodes if not stupid that it was in a cracker............

The Royale Family

Great episode with "well Christmas is not for kids is it?" It needed nan but Dave's family were great to watch with the constant Bar-ber-a's! My fave bit was the line "nothing to be ashamed about being gay, we voted to keep Biggins in!" With the usual "have ya had ya tea, wot ya had!" Well written.

I was too pissed after that to review anything else..............