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Saturday, October 29, 2005

Most Haunted

I used to like this programme but now it seems to be on overload! We are being treated to the halloween special, which is live. This programme has dragged on for years and I think its time it ended. Derek Acorah is leaving, prob due to overkill with all the "what was that Sam" and the endless 'getting possessed' esp on the live shows. Yvette doesnt seem to scream the place down now, she seems a lot calmer. There has not been anything that has made me think this show is genuine. Heres my rundown of most haunted:-

* You have to say "wot was that Sam" a thousand times an episode and more on the live shows
* You have to get possessed on the live shows, on order from yvette
* You have to hear a noise and say "wot was that" then scream "oh my god!"
* You have to have crappy cameras that cant see anything
* Endless adverts on the live shows - normally something happens and then it goes to yvette (prob cause in her talkback shes been told to) to tell you that they will be back after the advert
* You have to come out with a name, on command from yvette
* You have to have someone like Richard Felix who thinks everything is the paranormal
* Something always happens with Karl (yvettes partner)
* If its raining and you get possessed dont let go of the umbrella (as in the live MH on Dick Turpin where Derek got possessed but wouldnt drop the umbrella)
* Why do people leave that question the show? Karl and Phil?
* You need people to text in (for revenue) telling you they heard a noise or their cat/dog is looking at the telly
* You have to scare the viewers - fear breads fear
* If nothing happens demand a possession or throw something or smash a mirror over your head

Can you imagine how the show would be if it was the real thing, people that do ghost hunt rarely see anything, yet in all the most haunteds something has happened.

What is it with that fcukin David Bullshit? He is so annoying, why not just concentrate on where they are looking rather than keep going to him and that other awful bald guy. Remember that other medium that wasnt as hyper as Derek, they soon got rid of him. I also think that other medium (the relaxed one that smashed the mirror over his head prob after seeing his fee matched to Derek per show) will not be as good because Derek is a very good actor.

Bloody awful show, too many adverts and too much crap!

"WHAT WAS THAT SAM?"

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