Columbo

What is it about Sundays and this programme? Everytime you switch on the telly he is there solving the murder before its bloody happened! He wears a mac in summer, that looks like it needs a good wash. A dick with a glass eye!

He just hangs round the person that has commited the murder annoying them until they have to confess just to get slung in a cell and rid of him. It would be nice to see him pull a gun or maybe get shot.

An annoying programme, thats pointless as he knows who done it before they done it!

Chantelle Big Bro

Well done to Chantelle for winning, she deserved to win. Just shows that celebs are not as popular when you see the real them!

Oh and its candyfloss with a K!!

Special K

Ooooooooooooh start my cereal diet, what fun.......................

Innit cold...........

Gawd its bloody cold here! You walk out side and it shrivels up! Someone said they have gave snow out before the end of the week, its bloody cold enough to snow. Got me car back, had a full service too so should now last till this winter *I hope!*

Big brother eviction tonight, goodbye to Galloway, awful vile man! Also think that Dennis should go too tonight, leave Chantelle in it. Barrymore to win and come back on our screens, he aint all that bad. He must be tormented by what happened. I know what happened did but we need the likes of Barrymore back with us, doing what he does best, making us laugh. I know one thing I am bloody gonna miss big bro, think I might take knittin up!

Sometimes......

I get this pain in my arm.......................................

:(

Bareback Mountain, or some other crap!

Keep hearing about this film with the gay cowboys in it. I know that its not called bareback, but everytime I look at it I think of that word! People seem to be raving about it, personally I cant be arsed with it. The only people that orgasm over films are the Americans. Is it supposed to be on for 3hrs or so? Also does one of them get killed? Ah so its the usual love story then, why use cowboys? Why cant we have some hunky firemen lovers messin with their long hoses? Who thought of the idea of using cowboys?

Well I am sick of hearing about this film. If it was supposed to be true to 'gay love' then they would both sleep around, catch some sort of STD and then split up in a bad 'hate you' way! Thats the gay way! ;)

Car

Car failed on the brakes, its funny too I thought the other day that it was getting a bit harder to break. Its a good job we have MOTs because I would have not known that there was a real problem. Also givin me baby a service too, oil was a bit low when I checked.

Car failed

Bleedin knew it wud! lol

Diet?

I have been thinking for the past couple of weeks that its time for that January diet that everyone goes on. I am not fat but want to watch my weight. Got some special K and ate a bit of fish. I am surprised how filling special K was. Mind you gave me the shits! lol

Celeb big bro, George to go please, they all say 'im cool' when nominated but you can see they aint. Rula should have never have gone, so now its time for George to piss off. Its a double eviction on Wed so I think Chantelle should go also. Dunno who I want to win, I think I would like Traci to win, after how Pete spoke to her the other nite I was disgusted with him. For someone who has to drink through a straw he can talk. You better not get too close to any heat in the house, you might melt.

MOT

Got me MOT on me car tomorrow! Yikes! I hate it, always think the worst. Done all the basic tests its just when they lift the bloody thing up innit! *fingers crossed* tho prepared for the worst! lol

Dont forget to download my Jan podcast! I aint bloody recorded it for nowt ya know! ;p

Steve Whatley

The television presenter Steve Whatley, 46, consumer expert on This Morning for 12 years and “Mr Diamonique” on the QVC channel, killed himself on November 7 by inhaling fumes, after his marriage had ended, an inquest at Hatfield, Hertfordshire, was told. He and his wife, Jae, had split five months earlier. Verdict: suicide.

Very sad, rest in peace Steve.

ello ello

When I was younger I applied for the Met police, they sent me these forms that were like a bible to fill in, a medical form and the dreaded (well for me anyways) eyesight form. Off I popped to get my eyes checked, yeh im ok with specs on but without is a different matter! I failed so my application was not taken any further. I have applied again, my eyesight is still shit without em on so we shall see, prepared to get really fit to do it but so pissed off that my eyesight stops it. We shall see. They can only say no, as I know they will.

Bloody speccy four eyes! *tsk

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Welcome To Nottingham!

2006!

Well the year has started and already proving to be another shit one! Oh why do I bother at all.........

I have come to the conclusion that all men are a waste of time, I mean why bother with some of them at all. Total waste of time. So many people in this world as selfish fcuks. That is why for 2006 I am no longer bothered about anything serious, just fun I think ;) No man can give their love to you anyways, or if they say they do then its utter bollocks. Just horny fun from now on, nothing more. Its a shit life innit bein gay! Does any man out there know how to hold you, well without a fcukin hard on!!!

Anyways enough of that (puts razor blades away) been watching celeb big bro and here is my rundown of the people on it:-

Barrymore - I thought he was the clear winner until he went ott with Jodie regarding the Quorn. He was a good entertainer and stood a chance of winning it but now he has lost my vote.

Galloway - A father figure in the house, bit of a stirrer but thats not all bad.

Preston - FCUKIN LUSH

Pete - Ok but seems to have a wicked side to him, he makes me laugh but sometimes goes too far with his moaning

Maggot - Sly, not really done anything in my view, how the hell does wearing a puffa make him look like a maggot?

Faria - Why is she in there? Oh yeh she shagged Sven! Boring.......... I mean come on, he shows no emotion when England score, so when he scores (orgasms) he prob is the same!!

Tracy - I like Tracy, she should not win it but shes lovely

Dennis - Get him out, thinks hes something when hes not

Rula - Shes OK, a good sport and using the time in the house to be herself

Jodie - Yeah she moaned and whined but Barrymore went too far with her, glad shes out tho. Shes bitched about the housemates on her blog, stating that she likes none of them. Well honey we dont like you either!

Chantelle - Awwwwwwwww bless her, best of luck to her. She deserved to stay in def!

Jimmy - NOW THEN NOW THEN OWWWWWWWS ABOUT THIS THEN, GUYS AND GALLS.

Enjoying the series so far
The winner in my eyes is................PRESTON - only cause who wouldnt shag him!!

Preston - Celeb Big Bro

Fuckin lush.............................

AdAm & MaX

Adam & Max wish you all the best for 2006!

**as seen on MMS**

Happy new year!!

Happy new year to you all, love you all lotz and lotz!

Have a Zhuzh! Zhuzh!thousand&6