http://www.makepovertyhistory.org Rambling Oaksey™: July 2005

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Goodbye to July 2005!

Well what a month it has been! To start off the month there was the trip to Prague, which is a fab place and I would recommend anyone to go. I suppose the one thing is to make sure that you go with someone a bit better than I did! God it was a horrid time for most of the week, if he doesnt get his way then lets spoil it for others. The best bit of the week was...........who am I kidding he spoilt it totally like most things he does. Oh well I can safely say I am so happy to be rid and to say goodbye to that part of my life, as well as July 2005!

Life can be so funny at times cant it? We do things that we dont really want to do. Well I decided that its time I didnt do what I didnt want to do, so I quit my job! Well when I say quit I mean I never went back! To be honest I didnt really like it so I thought to myself if I dont like it then I aint gonna do it! So I am unemployed scum at the moment! I asked someone how much you got on the dole, they said about £40 a week! That wont even cover my hair spray! Im too proud to claim on the dole, the forms to fill in take about 6 months to do! I have got a couple of jobs in the pipeline, just seeing this as an extended holiday! ;)

Its goodbye to my specs after this week, I noticed when I looked at my skull that wearing specs for all these years has created a dint in the sides of my head! Looking forward to being able to actually wear sunglasses (english summer is a no go I know!) Can finally wear me Becks Police sunglasses ;p


Friday, July 29, 2005

Bloody Chicken Pox at 19!

Years ago I caught chicken pox, now I caught this at a later stage in my life so it turned out to be very painful. I was told to not pick the scabs, now these scabs itched like mad and I picked a few of them. The main ones I picked were on my face, I so regret this now! I have noticed, as I have got older that the scars that have been left behind seem to have stretched and become much bigger on my face. So annoyed that I picked them and wish I had taken heed of the advice to not pick them!

Shirley Valentine is a romantic comedy, where Shirley finds romance in another country and decides to stay there as all she does at home is talk to the wall. Its a good film and I recommend people to see it. Totally British and helps to keep a good stiff upper!

Ooooooooooh got a new job?! Or have I???????


Thursday, July 28, 2005

Prague Postcard!

Well it arrived today, its only been 3 weeks! lol! :)

Saturday, July 23, 2005


Shirley Valentine, one of my fave films. Lets all talk to the wall! :)
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Tuesday, July 19, 2005


Just think these thoughts when you are next in work! ;)
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Out with the specs!

Decided that its time I ditched the specs for contacts. I have been wearing specs for so long that its time to 'show em the Carte D'or!' in more ways than one!

Anyways I look better without em so there! mwah! ;p

Monday, July 18, 2005


AdAm & MaX with her ickle summer hat on!
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Saturday, July 16, 2005

Horny!

Soooo many people with their tops off in this weather makes you so horny! ;pppppp

Thursday, July 14, 2005


To everyone in London for the 2 min silence at 12pm today. They will not win, now or ever. The British fight until the end.
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Tesco Shareholder!

Oooooooooh I now own shares in Tesco! So everyone please get shopping there! :)

Monday, July 11, 2005

A funny turn with Karen Carpenter!

I thought to myself that I would listen to a bit of the Carpenters (now normally this is done when I want to slash me wrists but this was not the case this time!) I was listening to the love songs of the Carpenters. I had them on really loud so it felt like she was in the room, I wasnt bothered so long as she wasnt in my bed, but thats another story! All of a sudden when Karon was telling me to ask the postman if there were any letters from my boyfriend (she obviously is unaware of the royal mail lateness and now the internet) the remote jammed and wouldnt work. I carried on listening when all of a sudden Karen shut up and the cd changed over! Now I thought hold on here, there were no letters from my boyfriend and I had yet to go through the sack of my postman to look. All of a sudden Freddie (Queen) started belting out Bohemian with mama mia! (I thought that too!) I went to the main controls and they wouldnt change it over, I went to the remote and that wouldnt work still either. At this point Freddie had told me I was a poor boy from a poor family so I thought I have had enough of this, I wanted a woman on! (Karen) So I went to pull the plug out, all of a sudden a voice shouted in my ear "leave it" I was a bit surprised but I swear thats the truth! I pulled the plug anyways, I thought it was my time with Karen not Freddie. I put the plug back in and it wouldnt come back on full stop! It shook me up a bit cause I swear I heard a voice in my ear.

**SPOOKY**

UPDATE - The system now works fine again the following day!! Thats weird!

Coffee Time!

Just had a lovely coffee with Jue, shes filled me in with all the gossip (not that I gossip remember!) I chatted about Prague with her and we had a good laugh about it! :) Told her we should go next time, have a proper laugh and good time, was good to see her again. (and before you say owt I know we need to do coffee, so dont bloody start! mwah!! ;p)

Got into me car and think the wheels had locked from standing for over a week, its ok now tho bless her, had a fair few erm funny times with her!!!

God im head over heals liking someone, falling for him sooooo much. Very fond of him, great to have a laugh about stuff. Gawd im weak at the knees, those lips and hair! woooooooooooooooooooooow!! :PPP
"yer fab me owd mucker" :)


Saturday, July 09, 2005

Home Sweet Home!

Finally reached home after what one could call an awful week with an awful person! Its lovely to be home and to not have to look at him!

The flight back was ok, on time this time (was 2hr delay going!) Its always funny how going back seems to take less time! There doesn't seem to be any fit ladz as cabin crew on bmi baby, just a load of owd hags! ;p

Now this week away hmmmmmmmmm, it was a dreadful week and I wish I had not gone. He was a total arsehole and drama queen the whole week. Such a selfish witch, went to the airport at half eight in the morning (the flight was not till 2.40pm!) god what a total bore he was. Spent the entire week either moaning, reading a medical book or stamping his feet if he didn't get his own way. God he is an awful sad queen, I pity him I really do. Mummy rang every day to ask what he had done and of course if it met her approval. Made me laugh the first time she rang, all she went about was the fact the hotel was cheap and why had he not paid more for it! Also when she rang he was so false lol I listened to my ipod or wasn't in the room, made me wanna vomit. Little does she know he is a great big fairy, wonder if she would react the same if she knew?? Oh and this guy has asked him out (guy must have a white stick), all I can say is god help him! Oh and you can have him with open arms. Prague was a lovely place but spoilt by a moron.

Oh and don't forget to rebook the counselor and your supply of anti depressants my sweet.

here's to the future, void of that idiot...................


Time to leave Prague

The time has come to leave Prague, am waiting in the airport to board. Seem to have internet access here but unsure if you have to pay or not? Got some 1ltr bottles of malibu, only eight quid! Wow what a bargain!

Glad its over, I dont hate Jeremy I pity him......... Heres to never seeing him ever again! yhay!!!

In a couple of hours I will be home so will update this more near the time.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

London Terror Attack

Just seen the news online about London, my heart goes out to everyone who is affected by this.

Lets not let the terrorists win

xXx

Prague Calling......

Hey, its Prague calling again! Its now Thursday so not much longer until I am home, its been a lovely day today weather wise, rained a bit earlier but now its got warmer. Went to the TV tower today, was surprised how not very busy it is really. Had an old bag on the entrance bit, who was a bit bemused that I couldnt work out the currency and to be honest a bit rude! lol! Had a nice meal today too, finally found somewhere that does fish and chips, which were nice. Just had an orgasm and never cum so quick! ;)

Had a sandwich from the bar yesterday and was sick most of the night, im ok now but god that was awful. Seem to have got on better with him today, oh well not long to go is there! He is sat opposite me reading yesterdays blog, so lets see what fireworks we have later on.............. (am I bothered I think not!!)

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Prague calling................

Hello, its me again! Its sunny and warm still, been looking in the various shops around Prague to look for ideas of what to get people at home! There are loads of the normal sort of shops, my fave is the Adidas one! lol Mind you didnt see anything in there to talk about. There are lots of the stores you would find in England, its become very commercialised. There are lots of people about in the centre of Prague, its bloody packed. Got to keep hold of my stuff otherwise it will go walk abouts!

Taken some nice pix this week, I do think that a week is too long to stay in Prague. You can do it all in a weekend! The castle, the town, erm....... The transport is good tho, puts us to shame. I would never dream of catching a bus in England yet here it just seems the norm. There are doggy poop bags everywhere, so that must obviously be a problem! I have seen a cat in a carrier bag, a dog in a carrier bag, there are people shoving leaflets into your hand everywhere you turn.

I think I am ready to go home now, think a weekend or 4 days is enough here, let alone 7!!



Prague calling!!!

Hellooooooooooooooooo, yes this is me all the way from Prague. Thought I would nip in an internet cafe and update my blog!

Its been lovely weather on the whole here, rained all day yesterday! The sights are amazing, its such a lovely place and as for the Czek men all I can say is wow!!!!!!

Not having such a good time with who I am with. He has totally spoiled the week. So much so that I am doing stuff on my own now, cannot stand the sight of him and roll on when we return and I never have to see him again!! Oh what bliss!! I have never felt this way about anyone but him............I detest him so much, such a jumped up twat! When we arrived on Sat (the plane was delayed) he was tired (so was I) and he was snappy with me like he used to be, I just felt like getting back on the plane and coming back! I was determined to not let him fuck a holiday up even if he is a fuck! (not in the sex term either, god dont make me throw up)

I miss England, no one seems to speak English here! lol Its lovely to hear a different language but they dont understand simple stuff, bless them. When we arrived at the hotel I asked the girl if there was any tea in the room (I was gaggin for a cuppa) she looked at me and just shrugged her shoulders saying "I dont understand!" :)

Been to Prague Zoo, which was lovely. I will post some pix up when I get back, this internet cafe is windows 98!! lol and very slow and grey! Its really cheap to eat out here, about a fiver for a massive meal! The cocktails are fab here, two pounds (95k) gets you a mega drink. The only gripe is that they seem to clear up after you have eaten very quickly which makes you think that they want you out asap! There is a nice bar in the Hotel with nice staff in it, I have been in there every night!! Even finished reading my Julian Clary autobiography!! I would rather read than talk to that erm thing....................................

Going to walk around the town and get some stuff to bring back for people. Its a lovely day today, I am all zhuzhed up! I dont seem to have a mega tan at the mo which is a shame, thank god I brought my Zhuzh sunless!!

Anyways will go now and update this again soon, take care and I love you allllllllllllllll!!!

Friday, July 01, 2005

Prague

This time tomorrow I will be in Prague, it will be lovely. When I looked at the weather report they had given out fab weather, I have Zhuzhed! up and am totally ready!

I will try and update my blog via internet cafe to let you know what I am upto.

Queenie darling take care, love you lots ;p

To everyone I know, love you lots and take care :) (esp in London! lol!!)

Time to say goodbye...................... XxX


Zhuzh!

Zhuzh! Swipes for tanning (I wanna be brown natural!!) and Zhuzh! Cool arrived for me hols! The cool smells devine, the entire Zhuzh! range is fab, I love it.

Will comment about Prague later, busy sorting stuff out ;)

Prague

All that is left until I go the Prague is today. I was thinking earlier, I was thinking what would prob be such a horrid thought. Do you know when you get that feeling of not wanting to do something with someone but sort of forcing yourself......hmmmm thats right............

Do you know when you have that feeling that lacks desire, lacks motivation, lacks interest, then what does one do? Well we shall see within the next week............

Aside from the thoughts of the plane being bombed I am looking forward to Prague but maybe not other things within Prague.......