You've Got Mail

What a romantic film, imagine emailing someone and constantly walking past them in day to day life. I guess that if I were to do it then it would be someone claiming to be younger but really a dirty old man!

Oh well we can all dream cant we?

Bloody kids!

Looked out my window this morning and saw this kid knelt down by my car. The little bleeder was tryin to nick my valve caps! They are union jack ones, tho what the little idiot didnt know was that they are locked on! So I shouted some rather varied language at him and he ran off. Must have only been about 8 years old. Had me valve caps nicked before, so this time I got some that lock onto the car. Lessons have learnt me that if its not locked down it gets pinched!

Do you know what the worst thing about this was? Yeh thats right, I had not done my hair when I had words with him! No one is allowed to see my hair naked!! ;)

Grrrrrrrrr

Sitting here naked with a big banana!

Hello to my readers, do you know something? Yes that's right I am sitting here naked writing this (well typing actually, if I was writing this I doubt you would be able to read it!), so all my bits are hanging out to dry. Now before I have to bash you over the head with a blunt object and you all get too excited for my liking its time to move on.

I have fitted sat nav in my car this week, I am dreadful at directions (esp to men's houses!) They tell me the road and I normally drive past it or go the opposite way. I have the tomtom version, that's what I was ranting on about the other day on here. Its a really good system, at first I thought it would be a load of crap but the directions are not bad. I downloaded Clint Eastwoods voice for it. So when I am nearing a turn in the road Clint asks 'if I feel lucky enough to turn punk!' I struggle to think what he means by turn but I do figure out that he means whilst driving. I suppose I have to be thankful that he doesn't get that magnum out and challenge me to remember if he had had his last shot from his 'big gun' I don't know about you but I cannot ever remember if a man has had his last shot, seems to go clean out of my mind!

Supposed to be going to get my contacts fitted tomorrow, to be honest it fills me with dread to have to touch my eye, sometimes I have all on touching a tea bag never mind my eye! I don't think I will bother with it, will ring them tomorrow and say I have changed my mind.

Revise

Revise, revise, revise!

Its all go.............................

TomTom Go anyways! ;)

Rebekah

My love, heart and thoughts are with this very special girl. It saddens me so much to hear of the pain she is in.

All my love

Ax

My Biorb ilight!

Treated my babies to an ilight on my biorb, will be a gentle light for them now ;)

Sleeeeeeep zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

God im knackered, started me new job today (lovely people, an atmosphere that is one of the best I have known in a workplace) and its hit hard! lol I dint sleep too well last night, still sorta stuck in the 'not sleepin till 2am' mode but I know something I will sleep tonight! Its an early night for me, no sex tonight please! Oh and dont snore either! ;)

Men!

What is it with men? I dont know about all my fans that read this blog but dont they piss you off at times? I seem to think that most fellas love to get all horny (gay men can be right horny bitches) and then when they have emptied their balls thats it! I bet its the same for straight bois too, great steamy sex is fab but not when its goodbye and fuck you!

Now I dont like to moan at all, but sometimes you just have to. Oh and btw I look better in that kit than Becks does ;)

Its clean!!!!!!

My Biorb, clean at last!

:)

Rebekah

I have put a link up to allow you to visit this wonderful blog, I was so touched when I read it. My heart goes out to Rebekah and her family, we in the UK are thinking of you.

Ax

Cartoons

Sat watching some cartoons with my neice this morning, oh how they bring back memories. Tweety and Sylvester! Tom & Jerry! I actually was in stiches when I was watching them, they are still funny today. "I fought I taw a Puddy Tat, I did I did!" The amount of violence in them too!

My all time fave cartoon was Scooby Doo, esp the crimes they solved, there were only ever two other people in the cartoon and it had to be one of them. I mean the old 70's Scooby Doo, not the new ones.

Gorgeous guy............

Theres this gorgeous guy that walks his dog past my window at set times a day. God he is fuckin hot, Im gonna have to take Judy and Max out when I see him. Im gonna try (I have been doing) to snap a picture of him, for you to all see how hot he fuckin is! Wearin shorts and a pink shirt, wow pink is my fave colour, did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven, what penetrating eyes you have, get yer coat you have pulled big boi! ;)

WoW im in lurveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and as a gay boi we fall in love in seconds! I wanna move in with him and have his babies! WOW!

Fan me down, fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

;ppppp

A relaxed cross legged Max, Judys sister (female not male!)takes time out to say hello! Sulking because I would not give her some milk, givin me evils!

Judy takes time out of her busy schedule to say hello!, shes 14 now!

Comin straight at ya!

Its a baby!

Its not really! lol Its a job, yeh I got a new job :)

After answering questions like the ones below I got the job! Have a couple more interviews lined up too, as back up plans. Well, you never can be too sure, can you? ;)

I can safely say I am sick to the teeth of competency interviews!

Competency interviews

Now these competency interviews, hmmmmmmm. Are you competent?

"Tell me a time where you worked well within a team?"
"Tell me when you made a promise and kept to it?"
"Tell me when you went against a manager in a decision and the outcome?"
"Tell me 3 words that you bring with you in the work place?"
"Tell me what gets you annoyed in the workplace and why?"
"Explain when you have gone that extra mile for someone and what happened?"
"Describe a time when you explained something to someone who did not understand what you meant? What steps did you take to ensuring they understood?"

These and many more are asked, could you answer them?

Im red hot baby.........

Blimey its warm today, I thought we had seen the last of the heat. Its that bloody warmth thats humid and sticky. When you move you sweat buckets.

Also doesnt this heat make you horny! WoW baby give it to me now bitch! *sorry about that got carried away!*

Wot do you mean not far enough! MWAH!

;p

All change!

Oooooooh I sound like a man on a train pullin his horn! ;)

Well this has changed a fair bit as I thought it was time for a change. You know that feeling, when your knickers are skidmarked and need to be changed? Well thats the same as this site was! ;)

Oh and my pic has changed so here is the old one for you to lust and stunt your growth over, so get yer willies and fannys out! ;p

Pierced?

I had my nipple pierced years ago and like most piercings it started to move out of place. This sometimes bloody hurt, esp when you caught it on clothes (or someone bites it instead of sucking!). So in the shower last nite out it popped! So I am pierced no more. How people can have penis piercings is beyond me. Imagine catching it and rippin it out! Ewwwwwww So its in me wallet now, as a reminder of what was. ;)

Queenie I keep reading on your blog that you want a fuck! How about getting a piercing, have them nips done, then men would fuck you all nite! ;)

Hmmmmmmm

Straight can be gay

Can gay be gay?

*Adam is thinkin, expect rain*

One of my oldest fish in my Biorb, 3 years and counting!
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Somebody new

Do you know when you chat on the net with someone new, like they send you a message or maybe join your MSN for chat, my one pet hate (esp with gay men) is when they do a sentence like

"Hi hope you are ok? xx"

I bloody hate it when people put kisses after most if not all the sentences that they make! A kiss is for someone special, not after every bloody sentence. Grrrrrrrrrr

My Biob service kit has got lost in the post, my ickle fish are swimming around in their poo, they are desperate for a change! The town I live in does not supply the Biorb service kits (there is no call for them) so I have to either order online or go out of town for one.

Like a piece of wood, I caught this gorgeous thing and let it out the window
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What am I going to do............

Well the final of Big Brother was tonight and well done to Anthony for winning the show (oh and the fifty grand) I think he deserved it. That bloody Makosi, what a ten faced bitch! The things she said in her interview! I also think that Davina is running out of steam on the show, she never seems to ask the right questions, i.e what we want to know! Nice husband tho! ;p

Its all over for another year, what am I going to do? How will I cope, I might have a breakdown (more likely my car will me thinks!) To be honest it was a naff big bro this year, last years was better.

The Spirits! (part 2)

Now, do you remember when I told you the other day that my mother was going to see a medium (you dont!! Well you should!) well she went and like the last time my grandmother was there. My grandmother was humming a tune but the medium could not make it out as to what it was? Could this have been my 'Queen' moment? My grandmother knew we had taken some clothes to the charity shop, asking my mother if we had taken "that cardigan I never liked". My mum was told she never listens to people and always leaves things till the last min. Something about a big house and we must do a family tree to find out where this house is. Before my mum went to see the medium she always does something that only she knows she has done, this time she stroked a picture of her mum (my grandma). The medium picked up on this and said that she never liked the cardigan in that pic! Now this was picked up and I doubt it could have been guessed.

My mums sister also went and her late dog was at her feet.

Its all strange, I dont know to believe it or not...................

Slide this way..............
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Dropped it

Went to make a cuppa and dropped my water filters lid on the floor smashing it! (cannot drink water straight from the tap) Bloody hell!

A little something for my gay friends......

Homophobia is wrong

"I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I
wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love."

repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

and i got another one for you.....


A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.
The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholicism is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.

A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.

* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.

Story of a scam

I was looking at stuff on the net and came across this http://mywebpages.comcast.net/PaulShare/Scam/Scam.html

Trust no one who you start talking to on the net! Too many people are not who they make out to be.

The Spirits!

Mum has gone to see a spirit medium, she goes every year and last year what the medium told her she could never have known!

Will update this later, what will she surprise us with this year. Im hoping she says something about the Queen music thing that happened last month. I hope she gives me mums sister some good news anyway.

:(

I cannot sleep at night and my back is killing me. Taking sleeping tabs again!

Fed up!

:(

The steps from the hotel, I so wanted to push him down these steps!
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Its my car in Prague!! :)
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Charles bridge Prague
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Prague castle from a distance
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Prague's eiffel tower!
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