Room 101 - Most Haunted

Well on Halloween its likely that I throw this rubbish into my room 101!

Its been going on for years and years, with all the screams and "wot was that Sam" that could last you a lifetime.

After such a long time and something happening at all the locations its just gotta be false. Some people would say im deluded and its a true proper show, I say thats bollocks!

So this crap gets lobbed into my room 101!

Adams Room 101 - Elderly Scooters

Right my first room 101 item is these bloody things. They appear on roads and pavements and I swear the people driving them are on a mission, either to smash yer shins to bitz or go under yer wheels. When they go on the roads they dont care about cars they just pull in front of you.

When the OAP decides to get out of the thing they do cartwheels and run and jump. Why the hell do they need to be in the bloody things! They even have a snazzy hood thing on some of them for when it rains. When you see one of them coming at you with the hood on its a scary sight indeed!

The people driving them look so tense, whilst going 1 mile an hour. They appear in crowded towns, forcing you to sidestep out of the way or end up in a&e! They dont care who they sever an artery with!

The lovely lady in the pic has obviously got her shopping done, I do feel that when she gets off the thing it will collapse forward due to overload of food!

So that is why I must shove these bloody contraptions into my room 101!

Adams Room 101

Everyday this week I am gonna sling some crap into my very own room 101. You know the sort of things I mean, the things that really annoy you. Well ok then, right fcukin piss you off!!

The first one laterz..............................................

*To celebrate my blog being one year old in November!!!!*

Naughty!

Copy this entire list into your blog.
BOLD everything about you that is true.
Leave plain anything that is false about you.
Put an asterisk (*) at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true.


I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
I have had sex over a web cam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex.*
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.*
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex in the snow.
I am in a polyamorous relationship.
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night.*
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.

Most Haunted

I used to like this programme but now it seems to be on overload! We are being treated to the halloween special, which is live. This programme has dragged on for years and I think its time it ended. Derek Acorah is leaving, prob due to overkill with all the "what was that Sam" and the endless 'getting possessed' esp on the live shows. Yvette doesnt seem to scream the place down now, she seems a lot calmer. There has not been anything that has made me think this show is genuine. Heres my rundown of most haunted:-

* You have to say "wot was that Sam" a thousand times an episode and more on the live shows
* You have to get possessed on the live shows, on order from yvette
* You have to hear a noise and say "wot was that" then scream "oh my god!"
* You have to have crappy cameras that cant see anything
* Endless adverts on the live shows - normally something happens and then it goes to yvette (prob cause in her talkback shes been told to) to tell you that they will be back after the advert
* You have to come out with a name, on command from yvette
* You have to have someone like Richard Felix who thinks everything is the paranormal
* Something always happens with Karl (yvettes partner)
* If its raining and you get possessed dont let go of the umbrella (as in the live MH on Dick Turpin where Derek got possessed but wouldnt drop the umbrella)
* Why do people leave that question the show? Karl and Phil?
* You need people to text in (for revenue) telling you they heard a noise or their cat/dog is looking at the telly
* You have to scare the viewers - fear breads fear
* If nothing happens demand a possession or throw something or smash a mirror over your head

Can you imagine how the show would be if it was the real thing, people that do ghost hunt rarely see anything, yet in all the most haunteds something has happened.

What is it with that fcukin David Bullshit? He is so annoying, why not just concentrate on where they are looking rather than keep going to him and that other awful bald guy. Remember that other medium that wasnt as hyper as Derek, they soon got rid of him. I also think that other medium (the relaxed one that smashed the mirror over his head prob after seeing his fee matched to Derek per show) will not be as good because Derek is a very good actor.

Bloody awful show, too many adverts and too much crap!

"WHAT WAS THAT SAM?"

Overlay didnt I!

Right......alarm no one went off at 6am, was woken to the delights of Spoony on radio 1 (well worth gettin up to/with! ;p) So I thought bollocks to this I am switching this off. So I switched it off and dozed off. Alarm no2 sounded, this time its Radio Five Live goin on about Bush in America, I thought sod that and hit the snooze button and dozed off (again) Before I know it I have bloody overslept for work! Woken up next to some woman goin on about shares! (I didnt wake up next to a woman talking dirty to me about shares btw!) So I lept out of bed superman style (did I have Kryptonite?) Well I didnt have time to find that out, but anyways I rushed out and off to work! I bloody hate overlayin, puts you right out for the day. Thank god the clocks go back tonight, thats an extra hour in bed (tho I have been known to sleep for nearly a day!) I didnt have time to tan or do my hair properly, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I looked a pasty pale mess, like I had been dragged through a hedge sideways. I had to have a rushed shave cause I looked like a dogs bollocks! (and no I dont want a lickin! well not yet anyways! ;p)

Had a cup of tea at work, it was one of those foul ones that tastes like paper and lines your stomach with something awful. They always remind me of the ones in hospitals for some reason.

Theres loads of banging outside my window, I keep inviting them in but..................................

Got one!

*MWAH!!!!*

Back!

My fcukin back is killing me, its always when it gets colder it starts to fcukin hurt.

Fcukin agony!

Just gotta swear........................fuckin pissin bastard fcukin ell!!!!

Ooooooooh thats a lot better!

;p

*btw anyone wanna give me a massage then let me know* :))))))))

Podcast?

Should I, or shouldnt I?

Will I, or won't I?

Is he or Isn't he? (we know the answer to that one!)

Am thinking of doing a podcast for all yer ipods, not sure how you do it but it cant be hard? (can it??)

Winds me up!

Why is it when you drive you always get the arseholes right up yer arse! I wouldnt mind if they were good lookin but they aint! One glance in my rear mirror confirms this! This guy in this white van kept creeping up behind me, then backing off, then in the middle of the road. He was so bloody close to me on a roundabout he would have hit me if I had to slam on the brakes! They do my effing head in, the head on my shoulder by the way!

Also doing my head in is that I keep putting LOL on everything! The stupid thing is I aint laughing out loud most of the time! Also keep putting btw on everything! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am getting lazy.

BTW

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!

Oh I hate mornings.............

Was chuckin it down this morning when I forced myself out of my warm bed only to look out of the window and see it pissin itself down. *sigh* It wasnt that fine rain either, it was that bloody rain that soaks you to the skin! Its so dark again in a morning, its just depressing. Ate this cereal bar and it was bloody foul, its one of those 'u aint got time to have breakfast so eat this crap' bars. It were bloomin awful, tasted foul. Going to start having that porridge in packets for breakfast now its getting colder, I like that (and the porridge!) I had left me brolly in the boot of the car so thats a good thing to do innit. Yes thats right I got soaked running to the car. Once I ran in the snow and slipped arse over tits, looked like a right prat. I tell you something it bloody hurt too!

Not forgetting the time where I had frozen snow on my car windscreen, now anyone else would just scrape it off, well not me! I was late one morning (surprise surprise!) so just flicked on my wipers thinking no more to it. It was a bad frost and whilst driving along the road I smelt burning! Thats right my wipers burnt out! Then there was the time where I was late (again) and just made a tiny peep hole in the window through the frost, not really a good idea cause I nearly hit a parked car because of the limited vision!

Taking Ginseng at the mo, to try and wake me up, dont think it works tbh! lol

Gawd I hate mornings!!

Yum!

A jolt from the past!

Here I was minding my business when a message flashed up on my screen....

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is that Adam Oakes??
This is **********,remember me??

How are you? Not seen you for ages even tho i have been living in ilkeston for past few years!
Would be great to hear from you.
Drop me an e mail sometime.

***********@hotmail.com

take care x
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When I say past I am actually talking about 4/5 years! I had a chat with him and to be honest he seems to have not changed at all. I told him I had seen him around, all he said was "did I look fat" Should have said yeh! lol The chat was all about the past, I live for the future now not the past. Some people seem stuck in it, you know like "in my day" crap. Oh well some people love livin in the past............................

Sneeqz?

They seek him here, they seek him there, where is he?

Not as good as Becks but not far off!

Better without a cap! ;)

"How can I help today?"

Sam, the worlds ugliest dog!

It wouldnt be fair if we didnt see the loving side of Sam.

Looks are not everything................

Sam, the worlds ugliest dog!

"You lookin at me?"

Sam, the worlds ugliest dog!

Yes this is sam, the ugliest dog in the world. Be afraid, very afraid!

I would love this dog to go for the postman when he brings mail, as its always bloody bills!!!

The Fair!

Our annual fair is here, just being set up 2day. Some nice fair ladz there with it! ;p

OMG!

I looked for my wallet earlier and couldnt find it! I had left it in full view on the passenger seat of me car!

OMG!!! I get worse!

Guess my age!

Right punters, I want you to look at this gorgeous pic of me and guess my age! (do this without cheating too!) Please remember that every nite I take my face off! ;)

*screams* Moistorize me!!!!!!

Swerve!

When I drive to work the roads I use are normally country roads, so you have the chance of wildlife running across the road. This morning whilst driving along I spotted this dog on the grassy side of the road. All of a sudden the dog ran in the road causing me to swerve all over the place to avoid hitting it! Thank goodness there was no ice on the road! I dont know where the dog was from as there was no one with it.

Then I had this stupid twit in a car right behind me! You know when you look in your rear view mirror and see the cars headlights behind you actually in your car! So I slammed on my brakes to scare him off, the silly twit. Its time they made tailgating illegal over here.

Oh and the pic is Blackpool with the illuminations at sunset, innit lovely ;p

Horatio Caine

Def my fave csi! ;p

Sticky moments!

Well.................punters we all get sticky moments dont we!?

My mother and Dale Winton

Yesterday my mother started going on about Dale Winton and how she thinks he is gorgeous and what a loss it is to women that he is gay. She said to me 'I really like that Dale, hes such a lovely guy" She only sees him on 'in it to win it!' Well she is old bless her, so the eyesight might be failing her.

Mind you I would 'do' dale, bet hes a right horny bitch! ;p I would run (have you seen me run?) round the aisles aka Supermarket Sweep style putting my meat and 2 veg in his basket!

England 1 Austria 0

Well what a dire match that was! We played really badly, no effort to win at all. The only reason we won was because of a penalty. As for Becks getting sent off that was a total mistake, he did nothing that should have resulted in a red card. It was a boring match to watch really, as for Sven how on earth did he get the job to manage England? He shows no passion, no fire, nothing! To put it plainly he is useless and does nothing for the team. He should go and allow the team to get someone that can give them passion to win, not someone that just sits there like a lemon!

It also brings up the debate that footie players are paid far too much and for what? They are too busy shooting promotional stuff for money rather than playin footie!

England V Austria

Come on lads, we can do it!

Wake up!

Why does it take so long to wake up! I always say to myself if I am tired then I will go to bed (esp on a work day) so that I am all refreshed for the day ahead. Now in all the years I have been alive (yes thats right 21) I have never quite mastered this, I have mastered many things but not this! ;)

Bloody straight men! Tsk!! I dunno if he reads this but I aint tellin you wot sex toys I have! You naughty boi, trying to dabble into the light of the fairys! Straight men, dont ya love em! ;p

Good luck to Queenie, my gorgeous woman in America. Yes you heard right, a woman! ;) All the best with the job my sweet.

Lust!

Yes pleeze!!
;PPP

Lust!

Sometimes after a hard day! ;) you can look at some fellas and think hmmmmmmm how I could peel them jeans off you and suck you dry! Such horrid thoughts, no wonder I will go to hell! :)

I love men that look after themselves, seems gay men make more of an effort than a straight guy. You can look at some men and you think "my god do you wash?" or "what have you come as love?" I love a guy that takes 'real' care of himself, I mean come on remember 'metrosexuals'?

Why oh why do the men I like like fanny!!!!

God I need a fuck! ;pppppp

*looks all innocent*

Ronnie Barker RIP

"Its goodnight from him......."
1929-2005

What is it with........

People that just always wanna do better than anyone else. I am quite happy just going along doing well but some people always have to do 'better' Its like when you pass a test, someone always has to do better, its not that they passed they have to aim for 100% If they dont get this 100% then they sulk.

Oooooooooh its nearly Christmas innit! It seems like only yesterday that it was Christmas last year. I dont know about you but do you get that funny feeling of winter time and Christmas, its a strange feeling, I was talking about this last year with someone and they felt the same. A feeling you only get round about Christmas/winter.

Max is poorly again, she had caught her eye. She did this a couple of years ago, bless her. Putting some cream on her eye ball to get rid of the infection. Shes so daft, keeps following me about for milk. I know before you all wag a finger at me with "you shouldnt give a dog milk" comments, but she likes it and its a lovely treat for her.

Its lovely to cuddle up to someone in the winter months innit. Shame I aint got no one to.................... *violins start playing at this point* :'(

Fire!

Well would you believe it, I sprayed me hair spray and it set the fire alarm off!!

*hot stuff!*

Basil Rathbone

Clearly the best Sherlock Holmes! "Elimentary my dear Watson" I am currently enjoying watching these fab films all over again, I just love the old b&w films. Sherlock was such a dish too! ;p

Some people

Some people just either do your head in or just are twats! I suppose in life you are not gonna like everyone but pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Why do people that fancy me always *when I look at them* never turn me on baby! ;)

I went to Notts on Saturday and it was bloody terrible! You could not move, this bloody bitch walked in front of me *well pushed*. It was like being stuck in an ants nest! I cannot imagine it at Christmas!

Nights are getting really gloomy, god I hate the winter nights! We put the clocks back soon and thats even worse, dark in a morning and cold!!!!!!!!